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  1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
  2. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
  3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
  4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
  5. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  6. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
  7. "Sorry about the mess..."
  8. "Look at the size of that thing!"
  9. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
  10. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

The Empire Strikes Back


  1. "Control, Control! You must learn control!"
  2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
  3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
  4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
  5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
  6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
  7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
  8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
  9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
  10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

Return of the Jedi


  1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
  2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one." (Han)
  3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
  4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han)
  5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." (Jerforrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." (Darth)
  6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
  7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
  8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." (Lando)
  9. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
  10. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." (Emperor)

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