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42 Ways to get Electric Power from Hamsters
101 Uses For All Those AOL Disks We Get In The Mail And From Magazines
How to Be Annoying
50 Fun Things To Do In A Mall
20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
30 Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral
50 Things To Do On A Final Exam
50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, Or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of People in the Computer Lab
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     All Makes of Cars
     American Made Cr*p
     A Mini Can


     Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
     Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
     Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing


     Because Engineers (k)Now Zen


     Babbling Mechanical Wench
     Bad Man Wagon
     BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
     Basic Marin Wheels
     Beastly Monstrous Wonder
     Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
     Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
     Because Mom's Wealthy
     Big Money Waste
     Big Money. Why?
     Big Money Works
     Black Man's Wish
     Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
     Bob Marley and the Wailers
     Born Moderately Wealthy
     Bought My Wife
Brakes Might Work
     Break My Windows
     Break My Windshield
     Bring Many Wrenches
     Bring Mechanic's Wrench
     Broken Money Waster
     Broken Monstrous Wonder
     Brutal Money Waster
     Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Buy More Weed


     Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
     Big Ugly Import Car Killer
     Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
     Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
     Big Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker


     Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars


     Can't Americans Make A Real One?


     Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
     Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
     Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
     Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
     Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
     Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time


     Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
     CHarged HEaVilY
     Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
     Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
     Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
     Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard


Could Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly


     Dang Old Dart Gets (it) Easy
     Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
     Dead Old Dog Going East
     Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
     Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
     Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
     Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
     Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
     Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
     Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere


     Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
     Every Day Something Else Leaks


Fanatieke Egoistische Rakkers Rijden Allemaal Rasechte Italianen


     Failed In A Tunnel
     Failure In Automotive Technology
     Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission
     Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
     Fix It Again, Tony!
     Fix It All the Time
     Flats In All Tires
     Flying In A Tupolev
     Found In A Trench
     Futile Italians Attempt Transportation


     Federation Of Retarded Drivers
     Fix Or Repair Daily
     Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
     Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
     backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
     backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
     Fails On Rainy Days
     Fastest On Road, Dip!
     First On Race Day
     First On Recall Day
     First On Road to Dump
     First On Rust and Deterioration
     Fix Or Repair Daily
     Flip Over, Read Directions
     Found On Road, Dead
     Found On a Rubbish Dump
     Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
     Found Outside Rotting Dump
     Funny Old Rattling Dump
     Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
     Fucked On Race Day
     Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
     Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
     Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
     Ford Owners Root Dogs
     Found On Red Dumpster
     Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
     Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
     Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
     Fault Of R&D
     Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
     Fuck! Our Ride Died!
     Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
     Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
     Fond Of Resonating Decibels
     Finally Obsolete Racing Device
     Fabricated Of Refried Dung
     Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
     Foot On Road Decelerates
     First Order of Reproductive Discipline
     For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
     Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
     Fireball On Rear Denting
     Frequently On Ritalin Designers
     Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
     Found On Russian Dump
     Failed On Research & Development
     Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
     Famous Odor Resistant Dog
     Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
     Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
     Falling Off: Rusty Door
     Free Or Reduced Drastically
     Forced On Reluctant Drivers
     Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
     Found On Redneck's Driveway
     Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
     Fast Only Rolling Downhill
     Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
     Flipping Over Results in Death
     Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
     F O R DNA
     F O Return Denied
     Found Outside R D
     Fly Over R D
     Failing Out R D
     F O Rattling D
     F O Run Down
     Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
     Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
     Fucking Overridden Ratty Dyke
     Fuckin Old Rusty Dodge
     Fucked Out of Real Driving
     Fuckin off-road destroyer
Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Fabrication Ordinaire, RÚparation Difišile


Fucked-up Over Rebuilt Dodge Glued Together


     Generally Engine's/Everything's Obsolete
     Grease Everywhere, Overnight


     General Maintenance
     Goddarned Mess


     Generally Mechanically Challenged
     Garage Man's Companion
     General Mass of Crap
     Generally Mediocre Cars
     German Milk Cow
     Get More Chicks
     God's Mechanical Curse
     Got More Cr*p
     Got Maintenance Coming
     Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
     Great malfunctioning crate


     Had One Never Did Again
     Happy Owners Never Drive Another.
     Heifers Only Need 'Dis Automobile
     Hunk Of Nasty Dung, Always


     Here, You're Underpowered - Needs Daily Assistance Inside
     How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
     Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...


     I Race Other Cars
     I Run Over Children
     I'd Rather Own a Corvette
     I'm Really Out of Cash
     It's Really Only a Camaro
     Italian Retard Out Cruising


     Jalopy. Everyone Excessively Pricy
     Jumps Everything Except Pumps
     Just Empty Every Pocket
     Just Eats Every Part
     Just Every Essential Part


Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious


     Long Term Debt
     Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
     Little Tin Dream
     Last Try from Detroit
     Long, Thin Dumpster
     Long Time Driving
Lousy Trash, Dammit!


     Made A Zipperhead Dough Again
     Miles At Zero, Dead Anyway
     Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


     Mechanics Beware
     Money Bleeder
     Made Beautiful


     Making Engineered Race Cars; Every Day Extreme Speed
     Mechanially Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight
     Most Every Road Car Engineered During Electrical Storm
     Most Every Road Car Easily Diesels Every Sunday
     Marketing Executives Rarely Cease, Eating Dough Each Sale
     Making Executives Real Classy Even Dumb Ego'ed Salesmen
     May Eat Real Cash, Ever Dreading Evil Salesmen


     Masterfully Engineered, Rarely Crash, Every Day E's Speed Because Engineers Need Zip!


     Money Guzzler
     Mostly Garaged


     Manhood Is Not Intact, Vasectomized And Neutered


     Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete


     Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
     Most Often Passed At Races
     Mostly Old Paint And Rust
     Mostly Old Parts And Rust
     Mostly Old Parts Assembled Randomly
     Move Over People Are Racing
     Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
     My Old Pig Ain't Running
     My Only Problems Are Repairs


Messed Up Shit That Ain't No Good


     Needs Improved Safety System At Night
     Na iedere start snel alles nakijken


     Old Lemons Dying Slowly
     One Leak, Dead Starter


     Old Laggards Driving Slowly, Miffing Owners (of) Beemers, Isuzus, Lexuses, Eagles.
     Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
     Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
     Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
     Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


Ousted Problematic Export Leaker


Probeer Eens Uw Geluk En Ondervind Trammelant


     Paid Inspector Nicely to overlook
     Please, Invest Nothing To Operate
     Put In Nickel To Operate
     Put In New Trans Often


     Please Leave Your Mechanic Out Under The Hood
     Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood


     Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
     Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities


     Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
     Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Piece Of Rotten, Steaming, Creamy Hot Excrement
     Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
     Proudly Own Real Sports Car, However, Expensive
     Engine Heats up, Car Stops Running, Over Priced (backwards)


     Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Probably Runs On Belching Engines


Rampspoed En Narigheid Achtervolgen U Lange Tijd


     Send Another Automobile Back
     Something An Asshole Bought
     Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
     Such An Arrogant B**tard
     Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
     Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
     Swedish Automobiles Are Best


Stupid Useless Bitch Ass Rusted Unit
     Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.
     (backwards) U-R-A-Bus


     Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
     Too Old Yuppies Own This Automobile
     Towed Often, Yearly Over-running Triple A


This Really Aint Nothing So Amazing Mister


     Various Intoxicating Pills Eliminate Racers
     Very Important Persons Exterminated Rapidly
     Very Inconspicuous - Police Earn Rewards


     Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output
     Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volgende Onderdeel Ligt Verder Op


     Vehicle Obsolete Leaving Kraut Showroom With A Ghastly Engine (k)Nock
     Vehicle Of Loser Krauts Some Wacky Austrian Guy Endorsed Nationally


Vain Woman
     Valuable wagon
     Very Wonderful
     Very Wanted
     Virtually Worthless
Virulent Wheels
Voodoo Witch
     (BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine


Your Ugly Gay Oldsmobile
Your Uncle Goes Out
     Yugoslavian Ugly Goat Oil

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