| Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex |
| 1. |
You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. |
| 2. |
If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. |
| 3. |
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. |
| 4. |
You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. |
| 5. |
It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE
someone else. |
| 6. |
40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. |
| 7. |
If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. |
| 8. |
It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. |
| 9. |
Less guilt the next morning. |
| 10. |
You can do the whole neighborhood!! |
