| 10 Things a Cat Thinks About |
| 1. |
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. |
| 2. |
Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? |
| 3. |
Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? |
| 4. |
I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? |
| 5. |
Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these
STUPID dogs to do anything for us?! |
| 6. |
This looks like a good spot for a nap. |
| 7. |
Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. |
| 8. |
Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't
given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? |
| 9. |
If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? |
| 10. |
If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss! |
