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AMC
All Makes of Cars
American Made Cr*p
A Mini Can
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Autobahn Usually Death-Implementing
BENZ
Because Engineers (k)Now Zen
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Bad Man Wagon
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces
on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Because Mom's Wealthy
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Black Man's Wish
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Brakes Might Work
Break
My Windows
Break My Windshield
Bring Many Wrenches
Bring Mechanic's Wrench
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Buy More Weed
BUICK
Big Ugly Immitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly
Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Big
Ugly Inexpensive Caucasian Klunker
CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots
Like Large American Cars
CAMARO
Can't Americans Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended
Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly
Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten,
Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-running Engine Very Rusted Lose Every Time
CHEVY
Can Have Everyone Violently Yakking
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap
Ever Visioned Yet
Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly
Cruddy
Hick Engine, Very Yucky
Crap Hidden (in) Every Vast Yard
CORVETTE
Could
Old Roy Vector Eat The Tires Evenly
DODGE
Dang Old Dart Gets (it)
Easy
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery,
Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Drift On Down, Garage is Empty
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
EDSEL
Even Dad Says Edsel's Lame
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FERRARI
Fanatieke Egoistische Rakkers Rijden Allemaal Rasechte Italianen
FIAT
Failed In A Tunnel
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian
Automotive Technology
Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Flats In All Tires
Flying In A Tupolev
Found In A Trench
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
FORD
Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty
Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
backwards --> Driver
Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On
Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found
Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored
DeSotos
Fucked On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Flying Over Rio DeJaneiro
Ford Owners Root Dogs
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered
DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fuck! Our Ride Died!
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond
Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of
Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone
Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed
On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor
Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck
Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast
Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results
in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run Down
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
Fucking Overridden Ratty Dyke
Fuckin Old Rusty Dodge
Fucked Out of
Real Driving
Fuckin off-road destroyer
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Fabrication Ordinaire,
Réparation Difiçile
FORD-GT
Fucked-up Over Rebuilt Dodge Glued Together
GEO
Generally Engine's/Everything's Obsolete
Grease Everywhere, Overnight
GM
General Maintenance
Goddarned Mess
GMC
Generally Mechanically
Challenged
Garage Man's Companion
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
God's Mechanical Curse
Got More Cr*p
Got Maintenance Coming
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
Great malfunctioning crate
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Another.
Heifers
Only Need 'Dis Automobile
Hunk Of Nasty Dung, Always
HYUNDAI
Here, You're Underpowered - Needs Daily Assistance Inside
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...
IROC
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out Cruising
JEEP
Jalopy. Everyone Excessively Pricy
Jumps Everything Except Pumps
Just
Empty Every Pocket
Just Eats Every Part
Just Every Essential Part
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
LTD
Long Term Debt
Lousy
Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long, Thin Dumpster
Long Time Driving
Lousy Trash, Dammit!
MAZDA
Made A Zipperhead Dough Again
Miles At Zero, Dead Anyway
Most Always
Zipping Dangerously Along
MB
Mechanics Beware
Money Bleeder
Made Beautiful
MERCEDES
Making Engineered Race Cars; Every Day Extreme Speed
Mechanially Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight
Most Every Road Car Engineered During
Electrical Storm
Most Every Road Car Easily Diesels Every Sunday
Marketing
Executives Rarely Cease, Eating Dough Each Sale
Making Executives Real Classy Even Dumb Ego'ed
Salesmen
May Eat Real Cash, Ever Dreading Evil Salesmen
MERCEDES-BENZ
Masterfully Engineered, Rarely Crash, Every Day E's Speed Because Engineers Need Zip!
MG
Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
MINIVAN
Manhood Is Not Intact,
Vasectomized And Neutered
MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments,
Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts
And Rust
Mostly Old Parts Assembled Randomly
Move Over People Are
Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG
Messed Up Shit That Ain't No Good
NISSAN
Needs Improved Safety System At Night
Na iedere start snel alles nakijken
OLDS
Old Lemons Dying Slowly
One Leak, Dead Starter
OLDSMOBILE
Old Laggards Driving Slowly, Miffing Owners (of) Beemers, Isuzus, Lexuses, Eagles.
Oh, Look, Dammit!
Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
OPEL
Ousted Problematic Export
Leaker
PEUGEOT
Probeer Eens Uw Geluk En Ondervind Trammelant
PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely to overlook
Please, Invest Nothing To Operate
Put In Nickel To Operate
Put In New Trans Often
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Mechanic Out Under The Hood
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Piece Of Rotten, Steaming, Creamy Hot Excrement
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked
Everything
Proudly Own Real Sports Car, However, Expensive
Engine
Heats up, Car Stops Running, Over Priced (backwards)
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception
Probably Runs On Belching Engines
RENAULT
Rampspoed En Narigheid Achtervolgen U Lange Tijd
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Something An Asshole Bought
Stupid, Arrogant
Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always
Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are
Best
SUBARU
Stupid Useless Bitch Ass Rusted Unit
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair
Usually.
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees
Overprice This Auto
Too Old Yuppies Own This Automobile
Towed Often,
Yearly Over-running Triple A
TRANS AM
This Really Aint Nothing So Amazing Mister
VIPER
Various Intoxicating Pills Eliminate Racers
Very Important Persons Exterminated Rapidly
Very Inconspicuous - Police Earn Rewards
VOLVO
Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Volgende Onderdeel Ligt Verder Op
VOLKSWAGEN
Vehicle Obsolete Leaving Kraut Showroom With A Ghastly Engine (k)Nock
Vehicle Of Loser Krauts
Some Wacky Austrian Guy Endorsed Nationally
VW
Vain Woman
Valuable wagon
Very Wonderful
Very Wanted
Virtually Worthless
Virulent Wheels
Voodoo Witch
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
YUGO
Your Ugly
Gay Oldsmobile
Your Uncle Goes Out
Yugoslavian Ugly Goat Oil
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