Top 10 bad uses for your Penis

10. Swizzle stick
9. Fishing pole
8. Hammer
7. Anal thermometer
6. Clam digger
5. Pole vaulting
4. Baseball bat
3. Doberman bait
2. Kitty scratching post

1. Speed bump

Top 10 bad uses for your vagina

10. Flower vase
9. Fly catcher
8. Homeless shelter
7. Condom test facility
6. Suction cup
5. Rodent trap
4. Nut cracker
3. Army training facility
2. Sperm bank

1. Center for Disease Control branch office